I've been a big fan of the original fashion reality show,
Project Runway, since its inception in 2004. I love watching the creativity and talent exhibited by the designers. These people make fabulous garments
without patterns, from scratch, in a matter of hours. Absolutely amazing. The tension-induced drama is fun, too. "He's using my sewing machine!" "She stole by buttons!" And even when the clothes are hideous and totally unwearable, they're hideous and unwearable in a fantastic way. Heidi Klum hosts, and the incomparable Tim Gunn acts as mentor to the designers. Unfortunately,
Project Runway was caught in some litigation between Bravo and Lifetime for about the past year. I don't know the details, but Bravo used to air it, and now they don't. I'm sure money is involved. Anyway, since Bravo doesn't have rights to it anymore, it now has
The Fashion Show as a half-assed replacement.
The Fashion Show doesn't even BEGIN to fill the strappy stilettos vacated by
PR. Seriously. Even Nicholas commented that it wasn't as good as its predecessor. And that, my friends, speaks volumes. What's wrong with it? Well, for starters, the hosts are Isaac Mizrahi, a designer, and Kelly Rowland, formerly of Destiny's Child. I mean, really. I don't know about Issac's top brand, but his Target stuff is
horrible - ill-fitting and the colors can be garish. And he calls the designers "kids." Ugh. And how does Kelly fit in? I find her fashion credibility suspect, and that's putting it nicely. And she exhibits NO personality on the show. "What did you think of so-and-so's design?" and "I think we know" are her two guaranteed lines per show. And the challenges, especially the mini-challenges, are a bit ridiculous. This past week's mini-challenge required the designers to do little repairs like fixing buttons and sewing a hem. BORING. Plus, tailoring is tenuously related to their design ability. Thus far, there's been way too much team work and not nearly enough over-the-top personalities. I like my designers eccentric and over-confident. Aside from Merlin and Reco, every one else is rather blah. So why is my DVR set to record this wanna-be? Because
PR's new season doesn't start until August 20. Because I need
something to watch while I iron. Because a crappy fashion reality show is better than no fashion reality show at all. Because I enjoy watching the designers assemble a garment from scratch. Because otherwise Nicholas will want to watch sports. So, until the first and best fashion reality show starts later this summer, I will continue to watch
TFS. Just don't expect me not to groan when Issac utters the show's tag line: "I'm just not buying it." Ugh.